It’s like we’re all on Tangerine Alert… Jim’s lost his fucking notebook!

To make matters worse, every TV show has ‘TWO VERBAL WARNINGS ABOUT COARSE LANGUAGE AND ADULT THEMES’ these are people who survive snow falls that would kill Brit’s and they hunt wild animals, yet they cannot be exposed to coarse language. Husband loves going up the highlands and I like it was well, especially when the sun shines and the tiny mosquitoes die and the wasps don’t come near. The pair discuss, Jimmy Savile , 30 rock, women in comedy and dating. Get your copy of Molly Wobbly’s Tit factory, live cast recording Here. Don’t expect to see it at the National Theatre is all am saying. That’s the reason I got oot o’ ma bed. On the Thursday after flying from Toronto on Porter Airlines (which are amazing) I managed to let my passport fall out of my bag onto aeroplane floor. Am 51, wee and old and Scottish, am figuring that’s some kind of record. I couldn’t find my shoes, so my sticky bare feet were thrust into my husband giant sneakers. The pair discusses independence, Tony Blair, George Galloway’s new popcorn mission, back to the future and their comedy show. It had a small aviary, some boats and a shop that sold tablet (a Scottish sweet candy) so what’s not to love? I was in St John’s Newfoundland and it was a bank holiday weekend. I had the option of doing a whole hour as I stood in the one spot with my finger stuck, or stand forward and show the 200 odd people exactly what I was doing as I was supposed to be entertaining them. Janey and Ashley both talk in depth about censorship, literal pop videos and a Mary Poppins voice over from the British Consulate in Canada.

Through the tent I could see the silhouette of the peacocks as the stood guard outside.

I suppose I have to conclude that there are skills I still need to learn – and letting go of my child is only one of them. My husband and Ashley, love everything sci-fi and I grit my teeth through every show. Finally, I managed to retain some body fluids, I got up shooed away the peacocks, washed my face and hands in the freezing cold toilet and clown walked my way back to the tent. I would have chased him, but he wasn’t mine and I didn’t know her well enough to worry about a missing screamer called Bernard. That we bothered to understand each other’s codes and underlying hatred we share? “Let’s go camping” my husband said.

I thought I was hallucinating until another peacock came in, pushed that peacock out the way and stared at me, and flung open its big ass fan of colour! That night after we got the cramped nylon box erected, husband and I went a walk into the nearest village and got some fish and chips. The reason I bring up hormones and love is, am sure am about to batter full force into my menopause and instead of getting the usual symptoms hot flushes and dried up womb/vagina (none of which has happened) I am pretty busy fucking up my life and just losing stuff (like my passport) and getting giddy about love. You can get your amazing Janey Godley’s Podcast T-Shirts, Hoodies and Phone covers from RedBubble. I showed them “I have stuck my finger in the wall, please tell me that Holland isn’t behind that wall and when I pull my finger out I flood a nation?”. So thanks for reading, if you want follow me on twitter, STAYING MUM UNTIL DAUGHTER FLIES THE NEST, Check out Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 118.

I couldn’t make out what it was, I honestly didn’t care, I was too busy trying not to faint. So now that drama was over I went onto lose house keys, my oyster card and a curly headed toddler called Bernard, (not a good name for a consummate floor licker). Maybe next year? I have also taken to suddenly gripping him tightly in the night making him scream as he thinks the house might be on fire or a hostage situation is in play. The Yuk Yuk’s comedy club in Newfoundland is absolutely stunning, it has a natural slate wall as a back drop and as I stood onstage saying funny words but in my head I was screaming “I have lost my passport” and I leaned against the wall and for some reason I cannot explain, I wiggled a finger in between the bricks and got my finger stuck. The manager of the Yuk Yuk’s comedy club must have been so happy so deal with a slightly smelly, screamy, tufty haired emotional woman who can yell “I have lost my passport” constantly. I couldn’t find my shoes, so my sticky bare feet were thrust into my husband giant sneakers. Ashley lives a charmed existence – one that requires no real decision- making, except which shoes to wear or what kind of shellfish to have for tea. Good news is, am staying in a cracking apartment, run by Toronto Luxury Suites (you can Google them) and it has everything you need for a month’s stay and longer. One asked me if I wanted it hacked off with a hunting knife… I think I over stepped my sympathy card. One of the women in the club looked me right in the eye and said “have you ever lost a breast to cancer? The TV in Canada sucks, their on demand package doesn’t have ‘the pilot’ episode nor does it let you fast forward through the shit adverts for Chicago Fire or Revenge (whatever that is but they are shit trust me). You know that deep happy love feeling when you wake up and think your stomach will explode with excitement and you want to tell this person you love absolutely every thought, fear or desire but think it’s best not to, because when the love fades and the shit hits the fan they might use it against you in a future argument? So the losing stuff is getting worse, recently when I was in Canada I managed to drop my passport out of my bag on the very last weekend of the 5 week tour. Yes, a big husky dog did try to have sex with me at the traffic crossing, am telling you- weird things happen here in Toronto. I was so flooded by hormones and needing a hug that I never checked my bag. Empty-nest syndrome will not be added to the litany of my mid-life crisis problems. Janey Godley checks for text news of her dad. That’s his card. It’s good fun. “Where did you go in the motor?”, “Queen Street,” I said. If my menopause was an interpretive dance movement it would resemble ‘trees swaying in the wind, whilst screaming and searching bags frantically as people scattered in different directions then very hard hugging that scares the frail and small animals in my life”. In episode 122 of Janey Godley’s podcast, the only mother and daughter comedy podcast, the duo discusses – Poppy burning, the BBC paedophile scandal and Janey’s lost passport.

He’s been phoning banks in the middle of the night.

Don’t expect to see it at the National Theatre is all am saying.

I say: “You clearly aren’t listening to anything I say,” and my dad butted in: “She’s just angry cos she never got to go to residential school in 1966.”, I said: “Dad, we’re not doing a Thing. All this plus lots of laughs from the girls back home. ok…am off to eat maple flavoured bacon and some waffles….speak soon.

In episode 116 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo discuss childhood misconceptions, Adele’s new Bond theme and Ashley’s disturbing acne breakout. I AM sick to death of Star Trek episodes. Life in the bar was hard work, especially in Glasgow’s tough East End. Now he gets undying declarations and long winded stories about all my hopes and dreams and he stares at me with the hollowed eyes of a man who has been in this relationship since he was 16yrs old and utters “we are not getting the bathroom tiled” or “please don’t tell me anymore am bored with your mouth moving fast and your hair is bushy did you know that?” He has Aspergers syndrome which makes flowing conversation with perfect segues something that only happens in an episode of ‘Friends’.

Husband is worried sick.

John’s UK Coronavirus Diary – No 16 – “The first of the blood tests begins…”, John’s UK Coronavirus Diary – No 15 – I suddenly get taken into NHS hospital, John’s UK Coronavirus Diary – No 14 – hopeless eyes in the Tuol Sleng photos, John’s UK Coronavirus Diary – No 13 – I feel dizzy and there is a comedy death, John’s UK Coronavirus Diary – No 12 – A Rollercoaster ride in Intensive Care, I watched my father die for over ninety minutes with a look of horror in his eyes, John’s UK Coronavirus Diary – No 11 – 86-year-old’s Lockdown Survival Guide, John’s UK Coronavirus Diary – No 10 – What it’s really like in COVID-19 wards, One female comedian with dog wants to spread the love in coronavirus lockdown, The ‘lost’ Aardman Animations feature film and a new type of storytelling…, Derek Hayes – from the Sex Pistols to the life of Christ and Madonna’s video, John’s UK Coronavirus Diary – No 9 – Personal stories in a strange new world, “Max Beeza and the City in the Sky” – an amazingly original British animation. But those are rare days. John Fleming’s Weekly Diary – No 26 – on Times Radio and pagan fertility rites, There’s more to Richard O’Brien than the Rocky Horror Show’s Riff Raff…, John Fleming’s Weekly Diary – No 25 – COVID in Glasgow, Indians in Moscow, John Fleming’s Weekly Diary – No 24 – A broken shoulder and anal cell-phones, John Fleming’s (second half) Weekly Diary No 23 – I am maybe sick as a dog, John Fleming’s (half) Weekly Diary No 22 – Coughs, teeth, dead surrealists, The death of the second ‘Albert’ – supreme British surrealist entertainers, John’s Weekly Diary 21 – Bureaucracy, the NHS, a cough, a death, a long walk, The Tiger Lillies’ live launch party for COVID-19 Vol II – and Russian fans, Comedian Lynn Ruth Miller’s tips on preparing to ease out of the lockdown, John’s UK Coronavirus Diary – No 20 – The reality of a drive-through test centre, Kunt and the Gang with Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris and the Yorkshire Ripper, John’s UK Coronavirus Diary – No 19 – Comparatively trivial, The Tiger Lillies release their SECOND album about the COVID-19 pandemic, John’s UK Coronavirus Diary – No 18 – Stalin, ‘Mr Bedlam’ and I leave hospital. One of the women in the club looked me right in the eye and said “have you ever lost a breast to cancer? I said to ma dad: “You never ever let me go to residential school. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast.

En route to the next bank, I say to him: “Dad, it’s the summer. To make matters worse, Ashley wants to buy her dad the entire box set of Star Trek: Voyager. I’ve held that against you for forty years.”, He started laughing and said: “I didn’t want you to go to residential school.”, “Well that’s shite,” I said.

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