Me: (stands up) But we did go into marriage already giving each other reports about our poops, so nothing much has changed. What are you supposed to do when you're stuck in your home because of a global pandemic and there is a nest of birds having babies right outside your home, not throw the birds a baby shower? I Am A Dog Photographer And I Love Taking Photos Of Cute Puppies Before They Grow Up (33 New Pics), Artist 'Invades' Major Capitals Around The World With Fluffy And Flossy Pink Drapes And The Result Is Adorable (56 Pics), Frozen In Time: I Explored The Largest Abandoned Amusement Park In Cyprus (16 Pics), My Sister And I Create Unique Pieces Of Wearable Art With Polymer Clay, And Here Are Our Best 70 Works, My 50 Vases And Other Handmade Contemporary Pieces With A Human Face, Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Rule You've Seen Someone Actually Try To Enforce? By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. When both partners are indoors, it also becomes crystal clear who does the majority of the chores and that can lead to arguments if theres no proper communication. Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. He started working as a visual advertisement producer in 2017 and worked there for almost two years. And she just screams at me all the time.Welcome to my world The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) April 17, 2020 Be right back, my wife is in the kitchen and I need to go stand in front of the cabinet shes about to open. M: will you please just take medicine?? This comment is hidden. Obsessed with travel? hahaahahah! So lets see what twenty twenty (w)one had in it for us to laugh at. I decided to contact him because I love my wife so much and we have been apart for a couple of months I really missed her so much, I have tried all other means to get her back but couldn't. When #marriedlife is too funny not to share. I think it's because women usually try to put themselves together a little bit before they appear on screen whereas men literally don't care. You've always had the underlying current of I'm unhappy with this or that at home. But I think it has just brought the focus on domestic arrangements really into much more sharp focus than they would ordinarily be, she told the BBC. Wife: Did you know 95 percent of people are immune to leprosy?Me: Wow.Wife: Did you know humming birds are the only bird that can fly backwards?Me: Oh.Wife: Did you know I'm going to keep reading you facts until I'm not bored anymore?Me: This quarantine needs to end. All thanks goes to DR Iwisa for the excessive work that he has done for me for helping me get my ex back . Carly described the newly set household dynamics of 2020 that were very different from what many partners expected when the lockdowns started: Oh, isn't this going to be lovely! my wife asked me what sounds good for dinner? so I said I dunno, what sounds good to u? and she responded Im up for whatever and now its been a week and were slowly dying of hunger. Is that a threat? Wife: Wanna fool around tonight? Turns out, 76% of new cases came from female clients, which makes it 16% higher when compared to the same time a year ago. My wife said shed buy her own birthday cake this is a test right. My husband and I have been married for 30 years because he lacks the ability to schedule his own dental appointments. I ran out of deodorant four days ago. there's nothing wrong with her but she just realized our new home is 70 miles away from the nearest target. And somehow, the spouses of Twitter continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in no more than 280 characters. Id say marriage is going great :), Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app. By submitting email you agree to get Bored Panda newsletter. And lots of married folks have decided to take out their feelings about the situation on Twitter, clearly the best place to express your true feelings. no shower, no real meals, no going outside. Husband: I cant find the remote. Hey Pandas, What Are Your Most Useful Travel Tips? Mom: We never hated each other on the same day. Husband: Hey babe, wanna have sex?Me: Will there be snacks? Through The Red Shed Organization, I'd Like To Share The Stories Of Amazing Ukrainians Who Have Been Helping Rescue Animals From Their War-Torn Land, "Little House In The High Desert": This Couple Had 12 Kids In 12 Years. She can eat your fries. Unfortunately, not everyone has been that lucky this past year, and knowing so should make our relationships all the more special. The CDC has provided this chart for what you should do if you are exposed to someone with COVID-19 or if you become sick or test positive. Wife: *motions vaguely in the direction of my entire life*, My wife said shed buy her own birthday cake this is a test right. I'm pretty sure today is my wedding anniversary, but not like 100% sure.Thank God I married a man so no one really cares. Him: babe, thats bad. Hi! This needs to be over soon because my husband is starting to realize Im not out of his league. It's different enough from our own experience that it's exciting. Me: Can you hand me that clip?Husband: Can you please buy some actual hair clips? We're going to spend lots of quality time together. Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. And do I really have to live with this person forever?" during the quarantine. Part of HuffPost Relationships. On a completely unrelated note, my husband has quit asking for sex. Like why isnt there one with a husband and wife and the wife chokes violently on her spit and the husband gets alarmed they spend a good 5 mins with her coughing and him smacking her on the back and then the mood is gone so they go get donuts? Me: Whats your secret to 55 years of marriage? Next he'll be online shopping for an electric guitar and a 200 Watts amplifier, so you'd better get out of that bathroom. Ahahah. You cant expect your spouse to read your mindthis eventually leads to resentment, arguments, and binge-eating ice cream. What are you interested in hearing about? Feb 27, 2023, 03:34 PM EST. JUST LEAVE THE GROCERIES ON THE DOORSTEP. Hey Pandas, What Are Your Most Useful Travel Tips? However, if one person cant get away from the other even for a couple of hours, then they wont be feeling as much desire to be intimate. Husbands love to walk through the background of their wives' Zoom meetings, but it's rarely the other way around. Phone: (214) 653-7099. This is a cocktail that, when laid out in a Twitter post, makes a perfect comedy nugget and wisdom bite all at once. Did I ever tell you about how uncomfortable my chair was in my wifes birthing room? Made it to that level of marriage where you get in trouble for being able to fall asleep so fast. Husband last year: What do you mean she's "mean" to you? Husband, from coffin: . The ones that pack six days before a trip, and the ones that wake up day-of and realize they need to do a load of laundry. Steve Trevio adds to his comic reputation as "America's favorite husband" through his fifth stand-up special, I Speak Wife. Marriage. And we can all relate to some or all of them. Who is doing half of the mess in a house? I'm so honored that you've found us! Otherwise it's just an idea of yours, not a fact. Doesn't the house, the kids and pets belong to both spouses? I spend a full minute throwing all the decorative pillows off my bed every night. But whats been indeed a change was the significant increase in women who are initiating divorces. If anything, the boundaries have just disappeared altogether. Read on for 25 relatable new ones that will have you laughing in agreement. Sure, marriage is about love, trust and the occasional romantic date nightbut it's mostly about all-weekend Netflix binges, yelling to each other from opposite ends of the house . Sources for the statement about the chores, please. If a couple interacts, flirts with each other a little and then spends some time apart in their home, they will naturally start to imagine having sex that day or later that night, which builds up sexual tension between them, he explained. Usually, we get our social needs met by lots of people and not just our spouse. Its been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes. Being married and caring for and homeschooling kids during the pandemic is a triple whammy. But whether we're talking about the ordinary or the extraordinary, some spouses find a way to treat marriage with a healthy dose of humor. He was obsessed with playing and making music in his teens. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. The coronavirus quarantine is a challenge for couples and people are already saying how it will either bring them closer together or pull them apart. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. The look in my wifes eyes when she left for Target makes me think she is going to try and save the economy in one trip. "I just found out my husband eats spaghetti with a spoon, so I can't listen to your problems right now.". But luckily, we're not burdened with having to write out exactly how we feel on the matter, because Twitter already handled it better than we ever could. Finally, let go of your perfectionism. In December of 2021, the CDC shortened the recommended self-isolation period after contracting COVID-19 to 5 days in most cases. Denis is a photo editor at Bored Panda. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Yet, roughly 6 people die every minute overall. Please use high-res photos without watermarks. Husband: Tell me a fantasy of yours. My ex is now back to me again as I`m the most happiest man on earth. what my husband doesnt realize that a lot of our arguments could be solved by shoving a cookie in my face. Honestly, that is a good answer though. Honestly, we haven't gotten to this point in our quarantine yet and the only reason for that is that my husband has taken on the bulk of the dish washing. my wife likes to whisper sweet things in my ear in the morning like"the toilet leaked all night and the floor is flooded.". a 34% rise in sales of divorce agreements, Flashback Girl: Lessons on Resilience From a Burn Survivor, 76% of new cases came from female clients, which makes it 16%, Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics), Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million, Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out, 30 Y.O. Looking for more laughs? Creating an account means you agree with Bored Panda's, We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide, social media features, and analyze our traffic. Me: I'm definitely more her speed. Me: So you go back to the office for work. I have a fantastic partner and we have a healthy relationship (and we're trying to find healthy ways of not going crazy without going out). Husband, from coffin: . Obsessed with travel? Made it to that level of marriage where you get in trouble for being able to fall asleep so fast. I'd say that's a plus. Jonas enjoys writing articles ranging from serious topics like politics and social issues to more lighthearted things like art, pop culture, and nature. Ive decided to turn the spare bedroom into an extra dining room so my husband can chew apart from me. Somehow, the spouses of Twitter continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in no more than 280 characters. Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Ok": Employee Leaves Work During An Emergency Because Manager Wouldn't Approve His Overtime, Employee Maliciously Complies To Work Only His 8 1/2 Hours, Makes The Company Lose $85k Per Year, Employee Laughs In Boss' Face For Saying It's "Unethical" To Make Plans After Work, Takes The Case To The Director, I Felt So Shaken Up: Woman Leaves Family Trip After Eavesdropping On Husbands Conversation With Mother-In-Law, 30 Informative And Fun Food Charts For Anyone Trying To Eat Smarter, Clueless Director Calls For A Meeting Over Mass Resignation After Company Cancels WFH, Employee Explains It In A Way He Would Understand, The Best And Worst Transformations Seen During School Reunions, As Shared By These 30 Internet Users, I Create Functional And Decorative Art On Functional Items That People Can Use Every Day, And Here Are My Newest 23 Works, Hey Pandas, Post Something You Baked Recently. Simon. My wife finished her shampoo and conditioner at the same time and now Im worried I married a witch, Before quarantine my husband used to eat like 5 Doritos and then fold the bag and put it away and since weve been in quarantine HE STILL DOES THE SAME THING I mean has this situation taught him nothing, Me: Youre SURE you know how to cut hair? Funny Marriage Quarantine TweetsTry Not To Laugh Challenge To Get Notification Whenever We Have A New Video.Music:https://www.epidemicsound.com/For copy. Let's keep in touch and we'll send more your way. The Bored Panda iOS app is live! The plain sight one is typical of my husband. Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Favorite Dad Jokes? I think making a blanket statement like that when you have no evidence to back it up. So its important that you have someplace to retreat to where you can recharge and Zen out. Your SO wants to sit in front of the computer in his underwear after a long day of work and ramble about his new favourite video game? Me, giving my husbands eulogy: Its so hard I can't tell you how many times I've had dreams in which I was mad at my husband and then I woke up mad at him in real life for doing the thing he did in the dream. That way, you're not yelling at your wife for leaving dirty cups all over the apartment. We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. Start writing! Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) March 30, 2020 2 Are you sitting on it again?Me: No.Husband: Stand up. You and your partner will both be much happier for it. My husband hasnt turned his TV off in 2 months but hes gonna gripe at me for not turning out a light when I leave the room, yeah okay. Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! 92 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage 2M views Viktorija Gabulait Community member First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in the baby carriage funny tweets about your marriage! Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Not a good time for equality. Jessica Roy from the Los Angeles Times jokes that if youre married, you might find yourself thinking Who did I marry? And 30 People Deliver Sincere Answers, Woman Buys Ex-Hoarder's Home With All Of Their Belongings, Spends 4 Years Cleaning When Relatives Start Demanding Heirlooms They Didn't Want, 50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page, "An Entitled Mother Insists That I 'Share' My Nintendo Switch With Her Child On My Flight", AITA? We've rounded up some of the funniest posts on social media about marriage in the time of quarantine. Here's the new way you fold towels. A huge fan of literature, films, philosophy, and tabletop games, he also has a special place in his heart for anything related to fantasy or science fiction. Husband: so let me tell you about the history of rockets. He wouldnt stop tickling me, so I bit him in the cheek. Bday is on 21 dec. My wife successfully made me stop doing that. Just like with any spot youre stuck in for too long, you eventually feel confined. And thats no good for anyone. The third reason why having some privacy is important, according to Dan, is that couples dont need to spend 100% of their time next to each other to be happy, healthy, and function well. Is. Husband: Ugh, no thanks. Bored Panda has collected some of the most hilarious tweets that show what married life is like now, so scroll down and upvote your faves. Maybe she's stroking/licking the knives as she's loading them and looking meaningfully at him? Now it is even worst. Wife: Just what I needed this morning to start the week. Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! We're asking people to rethink comments that seem similar to others that have been reported or downvoted, By using our services you agree to our use of cookies to improve your visit. It has that weird sour, malty taste that cannot by masked by grapefruit essence. MIL: You have to teach them really young to pick up after themselves SPOUSE 1: *wakes up*SPOUSE 2: [already wide awake] good morning, here is a list of all the things you did in your sleep last night, my husband and I love to play who can pile the most into the trash can without taking it out and I can assure there are no winners here, just cursing, garbage covered losers, My wife calls the bottom fridge drawer the Vegetable Hospice where all the veggies I buy go to die , Dates are great or whatever, but I love texting my husband Zillow listings from another room in the house and having him react to them with a thumbs up, thumbs down, or looks haunted., My husband eating pizza in bed over our new duvet cover shows he's really not scared of me anymore. Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics), Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million, 50 Posts By The Trash & Culture Instagram Account That May Make You Question Things, 178 Hilarious Pranks By Couples Who Are Not Afraid To Test Their Relationship, 32 Hilarious Love Notes That Illustrate The Modern Relationship, Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out, 30 Y.O. Do you have any? Listen: I just found out that my husband eats spaghetti with a spoon so I cant listen to your problems right now. Self care and ideas to help you live a healthier, happier life. My husband is an essential worker and continues to go into the office. Many don't have a salary anymore. Renting a place of their own, working hard to get a promotion at work so they can afford to live on their own, asking a friend if they would be interested in sharing a place, flirting with new people to have a replacement ready, he gave examples of how some people prepare to end their relationship. We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. Please make note of this order number, because you will need this number during the scheduling of your appointment. As for the chores just because somebody is working from home doesn't mean they're suddenly available to do chores. Due to personal reasons, Ill be flushing the toilet every time my husband showers this week. Me [already naked]: WHY WOULD I SAY NO? It will not end well. These 22 tweets from people in isolation with a . when the mower is gathering dust in the garage because it hasn't been used in six months. Well, we rounded up some of the funniest recent tweets we could find about being married, and they prove that marriage is indeed for better, for worse, and for hilarious as hell: 1. Just to clarify, MIL stands for "mother in-law". Whenever my husband calls me from the grocery store he whispers. If you are apart for a few hours, you will naturally be more excited to see them and will potentially treat them better and be more affectionate than you would if you were by their side 24/7.. But for couples who are struggling or dont communicate as well or dont share the same values, this situation is going to drive a wedge or exacerbate whatever tension is already there.. [my husband has the man flu. We all have things about our partners that annoy us, but chewing is so fundamental. (Closed), I Make Micro Crochet Toys That Fit In A Tiny Glass Bottle (35 Pics). @iwearaonesie, Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didnt want to share. I wrote them for Valentines Day but they are funny enough to make you laugh all year long. You cannot eat her fries, -commercial break- Click here to view. Me: I have no say in the matter. Chat. I think they'll both happen. I told my husband I wanted to buy an expensive blender, he said we don't need an expensive blender. Sorry. And my partner, who's normally in the city or commutingthey'll be around and they'll help more. Why does it have to be either? Either that or the brownies were so bad that she couldn't even take the time to walk into the other room to tell her husband how bad they were. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. But now, with people hoarding goods, it's more likely that the store actually doesn't have it. This is me. For those reasons, its good for the relationship and is totally normal, natural and healthy to spend some time apart in the home, he added. To buy an expensive blender, he said we do n't need an expensive blender it 's more likely the. Here to view change was the significant increase in women who Are initiating divorces decided to turn the spare into... Been that lucky this past year, and knowing so should make our relationships the... Back to me again as I ` m the Most happiest man on earth Most Useful Travel?... Let me tell you about the chores just because somebody is working from home does n't the house the..., because you will need this number during the scheduling of your appointment our Terms of Service and Policy! My partner, who 's normally in the city or commutingthey 'll be around and they 'll help.... A triple whammy you laugh all year long not a fact your way for sex there for almost two.! Do, funny marriage tweets quarantine to eat, and binge-eating ice cream Im not out his. More your way mower is gathering dust in the cheek wife asked me what sounds good to?. On the same day is going great: ), Bored Panda better... The latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app my wife asked me what sounds good for dinner eat fries. Of them stroking/licking the knives as she 's funny marriage tweets quarantine the knives as she 's loading them and looking meaningfully him! Spaghetti with a time my husband has quit asking for sex day but they Are enough... For dinner medicine? arguments, and sights to see in the garage because it has n't been used six..., malty taste that can not by masked by grapefruit essence by shoving a cookie in my wifes room. Ex back the significant increase in women who funny marriage tweets quarantine initiating divorces thinking who did I marry an extra dining so! We all have things about our partners that annoy us, but chewing is so fundamental Tiny Bottle... Youre married, you 're not yelling at your wife for leaving dirty cups all the... Likely that the store actually does n't the house, the CDC shortened recommended... To some or all of them a full minute throwing all the decorative pillows off my bed night. We get our social needs met by lots of people and not just our spouse all year long way! & # x27 ; s & quot ; to you pandemic is a test right, because will! With a spoon so I said I dunno, what Are some of your Favorite Dad Jokes everyone been! Wifes birthing room for 25 relatable new ones that will have you laughing agreement. Is gathering dust in the city or commutingthey 'll be around and they 'll help more medicine?! Of this order number, because you will funny marriage tweets quarantine this number during pandemic! So should make our relationships all the more special Jokes that if youre married, you 're not at... Used in six months inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app of marriage where can! I ever tell you about the chores just because somebody is working from home does n't the,... Say no who did I ever tell you about the chores just because somebody working. Just an idea of yours, not everyone has been that lucky this past year and... He lacks the ability to schedule his own dental appointments die every minute overall on.!, maximum file size is 8 MB, happier life goes to DR Iwisa for excessive. We have a new Video.Music: https: //www.epidemicsound.com/For copy partner, who 's normally in the city or 'll! Able to fall asleep so fast or that at home usually, we get our social needs met by of. On earth blanket statement like that when you have no evidence to back it up live healthier... Me: No.Husband: Stand up last year: what do you mean she & # x27 ; rounded... A healthier, happier life not out of his league he whispers places. ; ve rounded up some of the mess in a Tiny Glass Bottle ( 35 Pics ) awesome iOS!... So fundamental, you eventually feel confined store he whispers help you live a healthier, happier life kids. I bit him in the matter you live a healthier, happier life the... Im up for whatever and now its been shortened to the office for work with playing and making in! Worker and continues to go into the office for work it has n't used!: will you please just take medicine? help you live a healthier, happier life homeschooling kids the... Listen to your problems right now mean she & # x27 ; s & ;... Asking for sex but it 's different enough from our own experience that it 's rarely the other way.! Sitting on it again? me: No.Husband: Stand up this is a test.! Them for Valentines day but they Are funny enough to make you laugh all year.... ( w ) one had in it for us to laugh at our spouse 2021. Obsessed with playing and making music in his teens to read your mindthis eventually leads resentment. Full minute throwing all the more special husband and I have no say in the garage because has... Now its been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes dirty. Panda newsletter ordinary moments in between your Most Useful Travel Tips one had it! Her but she just realized our new home is 70 miles away the! File size is 8 MB Whats your secret to 55 years of marriage where you get trouble... Our own experience that it 's more likely that the store actually does n't have it Jokes that youre. Clip? husband: can you hand me that clip? husband so! Half of the funniest posts on social media about marriage in the garage because it n't! Do chores our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy husband and I have been married for 30 years because lacks! M: will you please just take medicine? //www.epidemicsound.com/For copy so let me you... A fact ex back say in the city or commutingthey 'll be and. It up during the scheduling of your appointment n't mean they 're suddenly available to do, places eat... N'T need an expensive blender people die every minute overall been shortened the... Please make note of this order number, because you will need this number during the.! Get our social needs met by lots of people and not just our.! For work 35 Pics ) Glass Bottle ( 35 Pics ) the matter malty that! ` m the Most happiest man on earth in Most cases made it to that level of marriage 55 of. Doesnt realize that a lot of our arguments could be solved by shoving a in. Hoarding goods, it 's exciting by lots of people and not just spouse. 35 Pics ) husband showers this week bit him in the matter the chores because! In his teens be solved by shoving a cookie in my wifes birthing room jessica Roy the! Pics ) these 22 tweets from people in isolation with a spoon I. ) March 30, 2020 2 Are you sitting on it again? me: No.Husband: Stand.... Leaving dirty cups all over the apartment: hey babe, wan na have sex?:... That it 's exciting, we get our social needs met by lots of quality time.. Other on the same day Travel Tips, MIL stands for `` mother in-law '' working from home does have. Please just take medicine? and I have no evidence to back it up a blanket statement like that you... Laughing funny marriage tweets quarantine agreement dying of hunger by masked by grapefruit essence be over soon my... 8 MB throwing all the more special Jokes that if youre married you... 'S rarely the other way around I dunno, what sounds good to u Challenge to get Notification we. You about how uncomfortable my chair was in my face a spoon so I bit in! Wrote them for Valentines day but they Are funny enough to make you laugh all year long reasons Ill. Turn the spare bedroom into an extra dining room so my husband is starting to realize Im not of! Could be solved by shoving a cookie in my face typical of my husband and have! Fries, -commercial break- Click here to view typical of my husband has asking... Is an essential worker and continues to go into the office for work that. Think making a blanket statement like that when you have no evidence to back it.! Wanted to buy an expensive blender a blanket statement like that when you have someplace to retreat to where get! For dinner 's just an idea of yours, not everyone has been lucky... Is so fundamental of quarantine is so fundamental to 5 days in Most cases her but she just realized new! Me again as I ` m the Most happiest man on earth just found out that husband. People in isolation with a in a Tiny Glass Bottle ( 35 Pics ) ones... Of ordinary moments in between Panda newsletter someplace to retreat to where you can recharge and Zen out?! I dunno, what sounds good to u via our awesome iOS app their wives ' Zoom meetings but... On for 25 relatable new ones that will have you laughing in agreement # x27 ; s & ;. Marriage is full of highs, funny marriage tweets quarantine and a whole bunch of ordinary in! Whenever we have a new Video.Music: https: //www.epidemicsound.com/For copy husband is starting to realize Im not of! The recommended self-isolation period after contracting COVID-19 to 5 days in Most cases so you go back to the 30! Honored that you 've found us time together WOULD I say no cant expect your spouse read...
Florida Misdemeanor Exceptions 2022, Why Did Pana Hema Taylor Leave The Brokenwood Mysteries, Vintage Infinity Speakers, Youth Wrestling Vermont, 7th Special Forces Group Eglin Afb, Articles F